[open RP meme] The "pester Edgeworth in his office" post, Dreamwidth edition

[truthsnomiracle]

[Chances are, when you enter room 1202 of the Prosecutor's Office, you'll find High Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth hard at work. He learned the hard way not to be too quick to throw people out when they interrupt him, so as annoyed as he probably will be once he notices your presence, you'll more likely than not get a sufficient chance to justify yourself. Usually.]

[To help clarify the purpose of this post, this is someplace anyone can come tag me if they want -- just start a thread and specify Canonworth, TVKworth, or any other preference! Canons, AUs, OCs, and canon OCs welcome, both AA and non-AA!]

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[kindofademon]

Rude. I'm right here.

[truthsnomiracle]

Courtesy is another right you've forfeited.

[Dialing up Ledah now...]

[kindofademon]

[Just going to reach over and try to grab that phone.]

[truthsnomiracle]

[Let's see if Edgeworth's training has paid off enough for him to intercept that hand with his free one, shall we?]

[kindofademon]

[It has!]

Who are you calling anyway?

[truthsnomiracle]

Given that you haven't taken any actions that warrant another arrest as of yet -- (unfortunately) -- I'm calling Ledah.

[kindofademon]

I guess that's all right. Go on.

[truthsnomiracle]

[Ryuunosuke gets side-eyed for even suggesting that Edgeworth needs his permission, but rather than arguing, the prosecutor simply initiates an audio call.]

[gaveupfeeling]

Yes, Ledah speaking.

[truthsnomiracle]

Good afternoon. I'm calling to warn you of a probably unwelcome guest intent on attending your wedding.

[gaveupfeeling]

Ryuunosuke Uryuu. I'm aware.

[truthsnomiracle]

I see. For safety's sake, I should also inform you that he's currently in my office, though has neither attempted nor threatened harm thus far.

[gaveupfeeling]

Do you have means of protection?

[truthsnomiracle]

No, though it's unclear whether they'll become necessary.

[gaveupfeeling]

Stay alert. I should have taught you hand to hand previous to this in case of emergencies, and I regret now not doing so.

[truthsnomiracle]

Diarmuid has already begun to do so, actually, though I would certainly appreciate your own perspective on the matter as well.

[gaveupfeeling]

I'll consider that.

We should keep this brief. Take care of yourself, and stay alert.

[truthsnomiracle]

Indeed. Thank you for your time.

[*click*

And right back to glaring at Ryuunosuke, though not as piercingly as before.]

[kindofademon]

Sooooo.

[Pause.]

How's work?

[truthsnomiracle]

[How's a blue-backlit glare that seems like it ought to cause a Bufudyne-like effect on its own?]

[kindofademon]

That bad?

[truthsnomiracle]

You're standing here, aren't you?

[kindofademon]

So what?

[truthsnomiracle]

[Edgeworth pounds his desk at the start of his response, causing some of the items on it to rattle.]

Your unrestricted freedom despite your crimes is a mockery of justice and the amnesia of the natives a mockery of the truth!

[kindofademon]

Oh, so that's the problem. You should have just said so.