[no game, open RP] The "pester Edgeworth in his office" post

[truthsnomiracle]

[Chances are, when you enter room 1202 of the Prosecutor's Office, you'll find High Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth hard at work. He learned the hard way not to be too quick to throw people out when they interrupt him, so as annoyed as he probably will be once he notices your presence, you'll more likely than not get a sufficient chance to justify yourself. Usually.]

[To help clarify the purpose of this post, this is someplace anyone can come tag me if they want -- just start a thread! Canons, AUs, OCs, and canon OCs welcome, both AA and non-AA!]

NOTICE: To start a new thread on this site, please use the Dreamwidth edition of this meme, not this import of the LJ version!

Since no non-default journal styles, let alone any with one of those sidebars where you can click on specific threads, are well-suited for long threads, here's a nice manual index.

1. Phoenix Wright (gotyoucornered) makes a Valentine's Day delivery (gen)
   
2. "Sibel Miryzo" (visionofchaos) discusses an improbable bank robbery (gen)
   
3. Chie Satonaka (stompyerface) visits a friend who's never met her (gen)
   
4. Franziska von Karma (whipthebell) henpecks an overworked Edgeworth (gen)
   
5. Pamela Ibiss (cuteghost300 perkily adds further evidence towards an uncomfortable conclusion (gen)
   
6. Byrne Faraday (promisecutor revisits his former office (gen)
   

Comments

Fifteen is never enough sob

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

Well, you are her..favorite prosecutor. [ He gives a shrug and leaves the bear on his desk. ] I'm still not sure why I had to be sent here though, she's not shy or anything.

Not for RP, anyway...

[truthsnomiracle]

I can think of numerous reasons why she might have made such a choice -- some less agreeable than others.

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

Want to explain?

Sorry for taking so long; my router was struck with amnesia...

[truthsnomiracle]

Among the more agreeable explanations would be simple laziness.

D: ! Oh no! No worries !

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

..Yeah, but you know Maya, she's really hyperactive and wouldn't mind giving stuff to people to remind them that she put effort into it.

[truthsnomiracle]

Precisely... which is why this is more likely an attempt to keep you occupied for some time. Provided that we aren't... particularly unfortunate, that is.

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

..I don't think I want to know what she's planning.

[truthsnomiracle]

Perhaps you ought to locate her, assess the situation in your office, or both to ensure that you aren't in for any unpleasant surprises.

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

I think it's too late for that. I've been out for an hour delivering her little gifts...

[I should have suspected that she would have been up to something!]

[truthsnomiracle]

Then I suppose all that's left for it is to hope that the surprise she has in store is a pleasant one.

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it's nothing that will give me a heart attack.

[truthsnomiracle]

Then I believe we've come to the end of this discussion... unless you wish save me the trouble of personally dropping this.. thing off at the Samaritan Squadron. By now, I'm ten minutes behind on my work.

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

Er, sorry Edgeworth.

[truthsnomiracle]

[The prosecutor simply nods in acknowledgment -- acceptance? -- before returning his attention to his laptop. He furrows his brow at the monitor for a moment, grabs a paper and looks between it and the screen, huffs something that seems to be as much a harrumph as a sigh, then begins to type.]

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

[ Phoenix stares for just a moment, not bothering to leave just yet. ]

It's hard to believe that you're even working on Valentine's day.

[truthsnomiracle]

[Edgeworth doesn't look up or stop typing.] It isn't a federal holiday.

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

You should still enjoy it.

[truthsnomiracle]

I fail to see what's enjoyable about this particular holiday for one such as myself, as I avoid such entanglements. In addition, we tend to get backlogged immediately after popular holidays such as this; heightened expectations lead many people to overreact to anything negative that happens. Therefore, much like half the other prosecutors here, I choose not to waste a vacation day on it.

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

Well, I figured with all the Valentines on the floor in front of your office, you might have been going out on a date for once.

[truthsnomiracle]

...I have fans.

[Edgeworth does not sound impressed by this.]

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

Er..you don't have to look so mad about it. Maybe when you're done, we could catch something to eat?

Oh Phoenix, if you only knew which "fan" was getting to him...

[truthsnomiracle]

On this day, I'm certain that unsavory journalists would be quite eager to misconstrue the movements of any pair of celebrities. ...However, I am familiar with various quality food delivery services.

;>

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

Ah...you're right about that...it would be pretty bad, especially because whatever they'll think isn't the truth..but I'm up for delivery.

[truthsnomiracle]

[Edgeworth nods, then grabs a notepad and scrawls something on it.]

Very well. Do you have any preferences?

[gotyoucornered.livejournal.com]

Nothing too expensive..Maya decided that she had to have truffles today.